Lyrics

Verse 1

Count Dracula’s lookin’ fly Fresh black cape and a blood-red tie Walked into the monster ball Everyone just stopped in Aw

Moonlight’s right to strike a pose Every heart stops because they know Dont dare look him in the eyes Sexiest man who ever died

Pre-Chorus

He’s got fangs but lost his widow’s peak But the ladies all know that he’s a freak Five hundred years and still looks fresh Undead king with all that vampire finesse

Chorus

Count Dracula’s got all the rizz One quick wink and you’ll be his Smooth as silk, cool as ice Makes eternity sound so nice

TikTok famous in the undead scene Sharpest dressed man— you’ve ever seen Yeah, he’s spooky—but still legit Count Dracula’s got all the rizz

Verse 2

Slides in DMs after dark Leaves a little bat emoji mark Pulls up smooth in a cloud of mist Everyone wants to taste that kiss

Sips red punch with his pinky out Charm so fly there is no doubt Every werewolf wishes they were him Even mummies wonder where he’s been

Pre-Chorus

Never rushes, takes his time Every pickup line’s a crime So mysterious so refined Reads your thoughts but that’s just fine

Chorus

Count Dracula’s got all the rizz One quick wink and you’ll be his Smooth as silk, cool as ice Makes eternity sound so nice

TikTok famous in the undead scene Sharpest dressed man – you’ve ever seen Yeah, he’s spooky—but still legit Count Dracula’s got all the rizz

Bridge

Watch out, or he’ll bite your neck I even know, but say what the heck Five centuries and still so hot It’s so OK if he hits that spot

Sun comes up? He dont care Backup plan with lots of flair Undead legend, and the ladies stairs Count Dracula just never cares

Final Chorus

Count Dracula’s got all the rizz Everybody knows how smooth he is One dark smile, one red rose Next girlfriend, nobody knows

Yeah, he’s ancient, can’t deny Still the coolest undead guy So if a bat flies by your crypt… Just say, “Dracula, gimme a little kiss!”