The English Rap
Lyrics
Buckingham swag with a crown on top, Pip pip cheerio, prepare the beat to drop Union Jack waving, rhymes so sickening Major marks and history, so you can hear Big Ben’s tick a Ning!
I say old chap, let’s do the English rap, When it gets three, we all break for tea, Ain’t No forgetting, we’re doing it for Britain, Looks obscene, but long live the queen.
We took over the world three or four times We let America evolve so they could hear our sick rhymes We gave you King Arthur, the hobbits, and Harry Potter Your fantasy’s complete, no thank you? Dont bother!
Stiff upper lip, crumpets and jam, Beat so tight, like a royal exam, Tea time flow, beans on toast, We’re dogs bollocks, ya the bloody Goat!
I say old chap, let’s do the English rap, When it gets three, we all break for tea, Ain’t No forgetting, we’re doing it for Britain, Looks obscene, but long live the queen.
Words by Whit Whitman. Produced with AI-assisted studio tools. © Little Monster Entertainment. All rights reserved.
